did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
Kev: *stares at whiskers* dont even think about it shit face
- person: how long does it take to get there?
- me: 3 songs
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
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